I felt the dreaded itchiness
This meant only one thing
It was time to change the pouch
along with the Eakin ring.
I can usually go a few days
And this was now day 2
I thought about leaving it longer
and changed my mind ,as you do.
Out came the adhesive remover
with the black bag ready as well,
A tissue tucked up underneath
He might squirt, it was difficult to tell.
The bag was off and all was good
Tomas was unusually still,
He can be a crafty bugger
And change his mind at will.
I cleaned him until he was poo free
Then used the barrier spray,
How easy was that, I’m almost done,
“Good job” I hear you say.
The seal goes on, without a fight
The bag is next to me
Oh no I forgot to cut the hole
A wasted minute or three,
I snipped round the hole
as quick as I could
Before he made a mess,
I didn’t make it, he woke up
It was like a volcano I’d guess.
Start again I would have to do
cos poo was on the seal
I made sure I was more prepared
as this shit often gets real.
